Today it was announced that everyone's favorite drunks will no longer be filmed stomping around Seaside Hight's for your television enjoyment. Yes, Jersey Shore has been CANCELLED. For real. I still can't believe they lasted this fucking long, but it has been confirmed that the 6th season, which airs on October 4th, will be the last.
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll see the guideos and guidettes popping up here and there, getting paid to 'host' a party in Vegas or selling perfume on QVC. And now that Snooki has a baby we know it's possible for them to procreate. The future is definitely uncertain.
