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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Weird News of the Day: Drunk N. Korean Man Floats to S. Korea

In what may be one of the greatest drunken feats ever, reports have surfaced of an exceedingly hammered North Korean man who floated all the way over to South Korea on a piece of wood. I'm serious.

The man was found hiding under a house an hour away from Seoul on the island of Ganghwa, and has since been offered South Korean citizenship, which was perhaps his goal.

He was found only wearing is underwear and was said to be pretty wasted. Which is impressive.

He's probably passed out on that wooden boat here.