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Friday, March 8, 2013

Would You Rather...

Spend your entire $1,000 tax return at Whispers Strip Club in La Feria, Texas


Get arrested for filing a false report to the police that you were robbed at gunpoint by six gunmen in two trucks in an effort to avoid telling your wife you blew $1,000 at the strip club?

(Jesus Mata Jr, a 21-year-old Texan, recently got arrested for calling the police and making up an intricate story about being robbed in an effort to avoid telling his wife he blew $1,000 at Whispers Strip Club.)