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Thursday, July 11, 2013

BREAKING: Justin Bieber Cries Into Muffin Tin, Says "Ross Perot is a shitty friend."

Now you can make up your own wacky Justin Bieber headline, too! 

Thanks to Funny or Die for generating a list full of things that could actually be true about our favorite little lesbian.