Grab me one of those Soda Pots please

A California man (Clay Butler) is going to market a line of medical marijuana soft drinks.  His flavors include Canna Cola, Doc Weed (like Dr Pepper), Sour Diesel (lime flavored), Grape Ape and Orange Kush.  Cute.  I hope little kids find the new flavors/bottles appealing!  Best.Babysitting.Tool.Ever.

Italy: Be prepared, there's about to be a Situation.

MTV announced that the 4th season of their hit series Jersey Shore will be filmed in Italy.  They've scared the locals of Seaside Heights and didn't quite fit in with the Miami crowd, but now it's time to conquer the world - literally.  Snooki and crew will head to Italy soon to start filming.  The new season is to be aired later this year.  What do you think?  Do you think this is a good idea?  How will the Italians feel about this?!  I'm not going to lie - I will definitely be watching...

White People Rapping Poorly

Here is a new website for you to check out. It's called "White People Rapping Poorly"

Their motto is: "Science has show that for every Eminem, there are approximately 598,467 white people that try to rap but can't. This is devoted to bringing you the best of the worst."

I can get behind that!

Here is "Blazin' Jazin," one of the rappers featured on their site. He's the definition of a white person rapping poorly. Enjoy!

Visit the website HERE!

...It's What's for Dinner

This is grossing me out. Happy Tuesday!

High School girl comes out in front of school

In honor of Martin Luther King Jr Day, Kayla K, a senior in high school came out in front of her peers during an assembly.  This is so inspiring, especially at a time when high school bullying has taken over these past few months.  Kudos to this girl!  You've done the gay community proud.

DREAM TEAM.

Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj have annouced a tour!  They will be headlining a nationwide tour starting this Spring.  Who wants to go??  I will buying tickets no matter what, so come join me and let's get our Weezy on with Her Minajesty.  Also on tour with them are Rick Ross, Travis Barker and Mix Master Mike.

Here are the dates in California:

Sat, Apr 23, 2011 at 7:00 PM Anaheim, CA United States Honda Center

Sun, Apr 24, 2011 at 7:00 PM Oakland, CA United StatesOracle Arena

Tue, Apr 26, 2011 at 7:00 PM Sacramento, CA United States Arco Arena

Overheard on Gchat (take 4)

Me:  Are you doing anything tonight?
Corey:  NADA.
Corey:  Oh wait.  Gossip Girl is on.

An Oldie But Goodie

We stumbled upon this little gem a few years back and I haven't stopped watching it periodically since. This little girl as a plethora of videos on youtube of her kareoking pop hits into her webcam. She is hysterical. Her youtube account name is doglover199709 and I highly suggest you take a gander at all she has to show you.

But this one, a rendition of Rhianna's 'Disturbia" is surely the best.

Video's like this make me forever grateful that there was nothing like youtube and webcams around when I was 11 years old...

Pork Sliders and Boy Bands.

Now it’s no secret that when you live in LA, you are bound to run into someone famous or someone who used to be famous or someone who looks famous.  This past weekend, I went to go visit my friend’s restaurant Wood Ranch in the Grove.  I sat down to be greeted by my waiter – Trevor Pennick from O-Town.  O – Town!  Okay, O-Town wasn’t the biggest boy band ever, but they were pretty big.  Liquid Dreams anyone?  They were the OGs of Making the Band.  Their single “Nothing at all” is a favorite karaoke song of mine.  So you can imagine my surprise that Trevor was right in front of me.  No I was not at a concert sitting front row center, I was at the bar, front row center.  He even busted out in song singing some lyrics from Maroon 5!  I felt like I got the works!  While I was chowing down on the best rolls ever, mac and cheese, cole slaw (to die for) and pork sliders, my 13 year old self was high fiving my 24 year old self in excitement.  He revealed some top boy band secrets – they are indeed trying to have a reunion! So there you go – no matter how many records you’ve sold and sold out crowds you performed in front of, you might still end up a bartender.  Can you imagine???  What if one day I went to the Olive Garden and Lindsay Lohan was my server?  Two words:  BIG TIP.    

And now for your viewing pleasure, O-Town's song "Liquid Dreams".  I can't believe I didn't know what this song meant!!  

Overheard on G-chat (Take 3)

Keri: Nsync Pandora is a Monday life-saver

Rock on, girl.

Baby Spice announces engagement and poses with her ring awkwardly.

Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton announced via Twitter that her and longtime boyfriend Jade Jones were engaged.  They have decided "2 Become 1" by "Spicing up their Lives" and getting engaged.  She says, "It's exactly where I "Wannabe."  I knew it was real when I told him, "Say you'll be there.""  She doesn't want to "Stop" there - the two are expecting another baby in May.  If you ask me, her engagement picture is a little "Too Much."

Congrats to my favorite Spice Girl!  I'm still a little mad I wasn't chosen for MTV's "Fanatic."

Rollin' with the homies...

What happens when you crash 2 cars, get 2 DUI's, go to rehab 5 times and spend a week in jail?  Range Rover gives you a limited edition Onyx Range Rover (only 300 were made and it's worth $135,000!).  Lindsay Lohan was seen driving around LA this weekend in her brand new Range Rover.  Cool.  You know what I'm driving around in?  A Corolla coaster of Love.  I hate you Lindsay Lohan.

TAP THAT

If you haven't check out Ask The Rocker , it's time you do. A friend of mine is a rocker-extraordinaire with a killer voice, a killer 'do and tighter leather pant's than you've ever seen. He has set up a website where you can ask the Rocker any question you'd like and he'll answer you back via online-rocker video. It's pretty hilarious stuff.

A little while ago, the Rocker came to my dance studio to film his most recent video, TAP THAT. Someone asked the question, "do you ever dance," and well, he sure does. Check out the video below and visit his site for some laughs!!

And those feet at the end of the video doing the moonwalk? Those are mine. NBD.

Visit asktherocker.com!

BIG OPRAH NEWS!!

Oprah announced today that she has a half sister.  Her name is Cha Ching.

Aaron Carter goes to rehab for bad acne!

...Okay not for bad acne, but the former teen idol and younger brother of Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter just checked into rehab for an unknown reason.  Nick Carter apparently has the addiction aura, as his bandmate AJ McLean checked into rehab last week as well.  It doesn't look like a good start of the year for Nick.  Why am I talking about Nick again?  Oh yeah, his lesser known brother.  Aaron was recently a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.  He's probably addicted to dance pants and glittered tops.  Get well soon Aaron!

Airplane etiquette.

Please don't ever bring a pillow this size on the plane.  It might get awkward.

Mercado's Laundry Day (Take 2)

Currently, I'm sitting at home with Mercado, drinking a bloody mary and waiting for her TWO MONTHS WORTH of laundry to finish.

If you don't recall, almost exactly two months ago she came over with a bundle full of laundry, wearing a Twilight shirt. She doesn't have a washer and dryer, and she brings me food to use mine. Well, today she showed up in another peculiar shirt. It's some sort of Lady Gaga on Acid. Here ya go:

While we wait, we're in the process of cooking a feast. Merc has been talking about this salmon she'd had for WEEKS, so we're cooking that up. We're also making stuffed mushrooms, green bean casserole, and caprese salad. Up next: watching Charlie St. Cloud on the projector.

These are the days of our lives....

Happy Sunday, ya'll!

HAPPENING NOW!!!

ALERT THE PRESS!  ALERT THE STALKERS!  ALERT ALL KARDASHIAN FANS!!

Khloe Kardashian is calling people who vote for her husband Lamar Odom to go to the NBA All Star game.  Yup, even celebrities get bored on Saturdays.

Proof?  Follow Khloe on Twitter @KhloeKardashian for all of the up to the minute tweets and all of her adoring fans saying she really did call.

Bible.

Hi, I'm addicted to eating couch cushions...and I'm not a dog.

Watch this insanely weird addiction this lady has - she's addicted to eating couch cushions!  It's from a new TLC show called "My Strange Addiction."  You know what?  I see myself getting addicted to this show!  Couch cushions?!  I'm trying to come up with my weirdest addiction and the worst one I can come up with is Cheetos.  Couch cushions 1; Cheetos 0.  You win weird lady!

Bust out your bikinis!

Scientists believe that in 2012 there will be TWO suns.  Although this is only supposed to be temporarily, it means there's a good chance there won't be night time for a few weeks.  How does this happen you ask?  Betelgeuse, one of the night sky's brightest stars is losing mass and fuel resulting it to turn into a super nova.  Does this mean all those Doomsday people were right?  Not exactly - this isn't a bad thing.  If anything, it's just more sunlight!  I just wouldn't schedule any plastic surgery during this time...