WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

Yesterday Corey went to Disneyland for her birthday (jealous).  I received an email from "Buzz Lightyear".  Naturally I was stoked to see Corey and Dan's picture from the Buzz Lightyear ride.  I got the picture below.  Who are these people?!  I texted Corey and her response was "Ours didn't turn out so I sent a different couples."  Fair enough.  The lady looks EXHAUSTED from fighting so many aliens or whatever you're supposed to shoot at.  Thanks Corey!

Hungry?

It's almost lunchtime! Are you getting hungry and can't decide what to eat?

Why don't you try some Giant Toasted Ants.

They have a nutty bacon like taste!

YUM.

CALLING ALL PEOPLE THAT LAY DOWN!!!

After the success of this weekend, we are going to start a Lying Down Game Picture of the Day.  We had so many pictures this past weekend, it's hard to choose just one.  Here are some of my favorites.  But first, here is THE FIRST LYING DOWN PICTURE OF THE DAY.  Submit your pictures to WorkItLA@gmail.com or through facebook (www.facebook.com/WorkItLA).  We look forward to seeing your awkwardness!!!

[The Disney Land courtesy of Corey + Dan]

Michael Jackson is alive and is a taxi driver in Brazil.

Ok, maybe not, but this guy is REALLY good.  Check him out.  He beat boxes AND sounds exactly like him.  He's probably the one recording MJ's "new" album...

Does it come with the house?

If you're going to advertise your house for sale, you should maybe double check the pictures...

Facebook photo of the day.

Posted on Sunday, a friend's caption reads "It's not every Sunday you leave church and find this on your tire.  Wow."

Whoa. Looks like he really is the OLDER brother.

The guy who plays Hannah Montana's older brother is really fucking old!  I mean, he plays a fucking 16 year old kid and take a look how old he is?!!  Oh Hollywood - how you fool me.  8 year old girls have a crush on this kid, err, I mean MAN.  WTF?!!!

Hey Egypt - You should listen to this girl.

She makes some pretty valid points.

Monday night fun!

Peter Bjorn and John (aka PB&J), the famous indie Swedish band is playing a live FREE show at Bardot tonight as part of their "It's a school night" program.  Every week, a new band plays a free show.  They even throw house parties and have the bands play right there in the living room!  It's a pretty legit deal.  For more info, visit http://www.itsaschoolnight.com.  Check out my favorite single from PB&J - "Let's call it off".  SO GOOD!

"I'M VANESSA CARLTON BITCHES!!!"

I would like to wish my favorite fellow blogger, Corey Hastings, a fucking HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

After that being said, I'd like to recount the events of last night.  Corey & Co went to the Geisha House for dinner.  Afterwards, we went to the W hotel for their jazz night.  Corey blogged about this before and it was actually really cool.  Celeb sightings of the night:  Macy Gray and Vanessa Carlton.  Haha, serious about Macy Gray but Vanessa Carlton was actually Corey.  I made this realization years ago - she is V Carl's dobbleganger. No joke.  I think they were separated at birth.  Last night, Corey screamed at the top of her lungs "I'M VANESSA CARLTON BITCHES!!" as we chanted One hit wonder! One hit wonder!!.  It was pretty amazing.  The bartender even gave her a free shot (he must've been a big V Carl fan).  The best part of the night?  Becoming good "friends" with security because we were Ke$has.  All in all, a memorable night - Ke$ha would be so proud.  Go Vane$$a Carlton!

Baby Safe Haven Rap

If you have a baby don't know what to do....

Baby Safe Haven can help you choose.

TGIF!!

This is Idaho news.

And it's looking crappy.

Happy Friday!

Officially. Bamboozled.

In my auto-tune voice: T-Pain Likes The FB...

T-Pain likes Facebook.  And he likes the "Like" button.  You don't believe me?  He has it TATTOOED.  It reminds me of the time I got that Myspace tattoo...

UPDATE: 10 bucks to the first person to call this person...

After this POST yesterday, my brother texted me and said I owed him $10.  Why?  Because him and his girlfriend called the number (See picture below).  Alas, I don't think they were the only ones who called because the number was officially disconnected.  Dammit, I was hoping to have a real conversation with this guy - maybe even spark a friendship.

Would you like to try some yogurt?

A woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico claims she went to take a yogurt sample at a local supermarket and immediately spit it out because it tasted like SEMEN.  The man who was handing out the free sample ended up going to jail (for different warrants).  Story is still developing...it's going to be a couple of days until we find out if it indeed is sperm.  I know - why don't you have Pam Anderson test it out...I'm sure she'll be able to tell within seconds.

Overheard on G-Chat (Take 4)

LB: do you know what a Biebertini is?

Corey: um, no?

LB: virgin martini with coconut cream, pineapple juice and strawberries.

US SKINS?!

I know, I already talked about this topic.  But I'm not going to lie, this week's episode was kind of really good.  Probably because it was a lesbian story line and I tend to be bias towards those.  Anyway, you should watch it.  One, because I don't agree with the fact that companies are pulling their ads because they think Skins is "child pornography." This is what I have to say to America - GROW SOME BALLS.  We are young.  We party.  We have sex.  And we do drugs.  Get over it.  So as a big fuck you to America, the FCC, and the conservative bastards who don't really want to know what's going on under their roof - Watch Skins.  It's on MTV (and available for free online!).  But really only watch Episode 2 because Tea is super hot.

Wait...this is cool...

Mermaid bed.  I wonder what weird fantasy this fulfills...