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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Monday, January 31, 2011

"I'M VANESSA CARLTON BITCHES!!!"

I would like to wish my favorite fellow blogger, Corey Hastings, a fucking HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

After that being said, I'd like to recount the events of last night.  Corey & Co went to the Geisha House for dinner.  Afterwards, we went to the W hotel for their jazz night.  Corey blogged about this before and it was actually really cool.  Celeb sightings of the night:  Macy Gray and Vanessa Carlton.  Haha, serious about Macy Gray but Vanessa Carlton was actually Corey.  I made this realization years ago - she is V Carl's dobbleganger. No joke.  I think they were separated at birth.  Last night, Corey screamed at the top of her lungs "I'M VANESSA CARLTON BITCHES!!" as we chanted One hit wonder! One hit wonder!!.  It was pretty amazing.  The bartender even gave her a free shot (he must've been a big V Carl fan).  The best part of the night?  Becoming good "friends" with security because we were Ke$has.  All in all, a memorable night - Ke$ha would be so proud.  Go Vane$$a Carlton!