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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Animal Beatbox

Brilliance.



The Lion King Hula

Just a little 4PM Pick-Me-Up...Thanks, Brad!!

The Sandlot Reunion


On the left: Alan "Yeah-Yeah (I take lots of steroids)" McClennan
On the right: The fat kid who liked marshmellows. I think his name was "Ham"

What a reunion!

Overheard on G-Chat (Take 8)


"And he owns his own house, is super close with his family, has a decent job, a college education and all his teeth, which is a big deal around here"

-Lovely little lady living in Idaho.

9-Day Hunger Strike Continues

Are you kidding me?!

Estibalis Chavez, 19 year old Mexican woman, has posted up in front of the British embassy in Mexico City and is not eating until she receives an invite to Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding. This is currently her ninth day of the hunger strike.

She claims, "I have been a fan of Lady Di since I was a little girl. My mother was also a fan...I promised myself I would go to the next royal wedding."

Well, she's been askin' for an invitation and says she won't eat until she bloody-well gets it. Which is just plain retarded.

Don't people have anything better to do? Like google cat videos? Or read our blog? Someone tweet her a link.
I'd go on a hunger strike for one of these mugs...


Oops

Jay-Z Would Be Proud

Lying Down Picture of the Weekend


I received this picture in a text on Friday from my friend Phil. He was at Gasser Lounge in Redondo Beach and had a friend snap the picture right after he got on top of the bar.

I'm LOVING the lying-down-on-the-bar pictures. I wonder if this pissed the bartender off? Who cares! Get on that bar and send us your pics!!


Friday, February 18, 2011

Extreme Ironing

This. Is. Brilliant.


Extreme Ironing. The next best thing to the Lying Down game.

Apparently, players of the game take ironing boards and irons to remote locations and take pictures of themselves IRONING. There have been willing participants who have lugged ironing boards and irons to the likes of the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro, on Bike races and to the bottom of the ocean. What an amazing concept!

They've even made a documentary about the game following Extreme Ironers all over the world.

Will YOU be playing?

WHY Didn't I Think of This??

S.W.A.G.


So THAT'S what it stands for! I never knew...

Cat Bowling



Cats are so fun to fuck with.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Better than Bieber

Lady Gaga Tweeted this video today, and it's pretty incredible. Rock on, homegirl!

Ke$ha on Tour

This was Ke$ha's most recent tweet:

"DICKING AROUND THE BUS"

with a link to this picture....

This Weekend in LA

Fun things to do this weekend:

Sunday: Bobby Brown Concert at the Key Club

Sunday: 23rd Annual Los Angeles International Pen Show at the Manhattan Beach Marriott

Just kidding, those are terrible suggestions.

In Other News...

Rod Stewart and his wife are having a baby. Yes, he is having ANOTHER baby and he is 66 years old.

His wife, Penny, is 40...which isn't as young as I thought she'd be. But STILL. What is he doing having an EIGHTH CHILD. Yes, you heard me correctly. This is baby number 8 for Rod.

Is he even relevant anymore? I mean, we all loved "Forever Young" and and "Maggie May", but shouldn't he be playing golf, getting fat and playing grandpa?

What's Going On Here??

WTF?

Insane Swimmer

This guy win's a swim-meet backstroke competition by dolphin kicking underwater the ENTIRE length of the pool. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

This Will Never NOT Be Funny.

They call this "Leonardo DiHapprio" or the "Leo Strut"