SNL Nailed It.

Did you catch the sketch they did on Kim Kardashian's divorce?  Because it was PERFECT.  I mean, everything about this is true!  Wow.

Baby Baby Baby - oooOHhhHH

Justin Bieber has decided to take a paternity test and sue his baby mama Mariah Yeater.  There's no way Justin Bieber is the father - he doesn't have a penis!

These are REAL drawings.

Artist Paul Cadden uses graphite and chalk to make these amazing drawings.  Yes, they're DRAWINGS.  This is fucking amazing...can you tell if they're drawings or not?  To see more of Paul's work, click HERE.

Happy Monday!

This is a woman flashing Bill Cosby on the streets of New York.  Hope you had a good weekend!  I thought I was in Seattle this weekend with all of the rain...

Lion King Re-Make

This is what happens when bored teenagers get their hands on stuffed animals in Disney stores....

P.S. Go see this in 3-D. Now.

Sexy Jeopardy

Why is 'Group Sex' even a category on Jeopardy?

So true...

Guilty.

Crazy Man Kills Wife For Smashing His Star Wars Collection

We've all heard of some pretty ridiculous things, but this one just may take the cake.

Rickie La Touche, 30, has been found guilty of strangling and murdering his Thai wife, Pornpilai Srisroy, 28, for....wait for it...SMASHING HIS STAR WARS TOY COLLECTION.

I can't make this up, people. The crazed Mega Star Wars fan said that she smashed his toy collection after an argument and that's when he went all psycho, strangling his wife with a pillow and then running off sobbing to his mother about it who lives on a nearby street.

He told the police that smashing his Star Wars toy collection was part of a campaign to make his life a living hell. What the hell is wrong with people?

Movember!

If you see a lot of mustaches this month it's because it's Movember.  I think I'm going to participate this year.  But this whole mustache thing begs the question...

There are a lot of different variations of this game...

Hipster or Homo

Hipster or Homeless

Hipster or Foreign

What's your favorite Hipster or _____________ game?

The New BOO

This post is dedicated to Kareem and Charlene - the two biggest fans of Boo, the Facebook dog.  If you don't know who Boo is...click HERE.  But just to warn you, you will be looking at pictures of him for HOURS.  Well...there's a new Boo in town - we don't know his name just yet, but umm...he's adorable.  Looks like Boo has some competition!

Boo:

I want this.

I want this Karl Lagerfeld Snow Globe.  I know it's ridiculous, but I think it looks cool.  Also, it beats a snow globe with reindeer and a Santa.  This one is way cooler.  I'm going to imagine the "snow" as cocaine.  Just sayin'.

November 5! National Bank Transfer Day!

Don't forget to close your accounts with Bank of America, Chase, Wells Fargo, Citibank and other large corporate-owned banks!  Go to your local credit union!  Who's in?  I've been having so many issues with BOA lately - I'm going to take my $55 and go more local!

"I ate all your candy"

Jimmy Kimmel told his viewers to tell their children they ate all of their Halloween candy.  These were the priceless reactions.  (You've probably seen this 8 million times, but I felt obliged to post it).

Recipe Time! Chicken Gyros with Tzatziki Sauce

Since I was fortunate enough to get out of work early today, I thought it would be a good night to get busy in the kitchen. I've been in the cooking mood lately, last night Daniel and I made tofu and shrimp yaki soba, so I decided to keep up the trend. I logged on to Food Gawker for some inspiration and instantly thought, 'Tonight, I go Greek.' I hopped in the car, got everything I needed at Trader Joe's and started my quest towards conquering Chicken Gyros with Tzatziki Sauce.

Greek food is one of my favorites and there is nothing quite like the perfect gyro. Since I wasn't able to find lamb at Trader Joe's, I opted for chicken gyros instead. Knowing that they'd be a bit lacking in flavor without lamb, I decided to make the classic Greek tzatziki sauce to accompany the gyros (don't get me wrong, chicken is delish, but it can be boring). The recipe for making tzatziki is simple and adds a needed splash of flavor to any Greek dish.

Here are the tzatziki and chicken gyro recipes I use...the tzatziki makes enough for a ton of people to enjoy and the gyro recipe can be tailored to however many people you are cookin' for. Tonight, I was cooking for two (me and my pops).

TZATZIKI

ingredients:

16 oz of plain greek yogurt

1 cucumber

2 tablespoons of olive oil

1/2 of a lemon, juiced

1 tablespoon of fresh dill (dried dill from a jar works as well)

3 cloves of garlic, chopped (or 5, or 6...I love garlic)

salt and pepper (to add taste)

feta

directions:

1. Chop the cucumbers up into small pieces. I usually cut the center of the cucumber out to get rid of the seeds and excess water. After you de-seed, slice those things up and place them in a bowl.

2. Next you're going to want to drain the yogurt. I am usually too lazy to drain it for the suggested hour or two, so I drained for about 5 minutes before I got anxious and moved on. Once you've had enough draining, pour the yogurt in the same bowl as the cucumbers.

3. Lastly, add the remaining ingredients: the olive oil, lemon juice, dill, garlic, salt and pepper and as much feta as you desire (feta adds a lot to this dish, but has a strong taste...don't go too overboard!) Mix it all around, toss it in the fridge and enjoy as soon as you're ready to eat!

(*It would be ideal to use a blender or food processor to mix the ingredients, however, I don't have either. So I use a bowl and a spoon. Works fine.)

CHICKEN GYROS:

ingredients:

1 pack of Middle Eastern Flatbread

tomatos

red onion

lettuce

feta

chicken breast (however many you desire)

parsley

pepper

balsamic vinegar

directions:

1. Chop all the veggies and arrange them all fancy like on a plate. Watch out for onions, they make you cry. Wear sunglasses while you chop.

2. Cook that chicken. I pan fried the chicken with a little oil and dressed it with parsley, pepper and a bit of balsamic vinegar. If you have a BBQ, that would work out nicely as well. Grill that chick up however you please, checking consistently so you don't over cook. Nobody likes over cooked chicken.

3. Once you've thinly sliced the chicken, grab that flatbread and warm it up a bit on a low-heat burner. This is an important step. Nobody likes soggy flatbread.

4. After you've warmed the bread you're ready to construct a Greek masterpiece. Grab that tzatziki from the fridge and spread some on the warmed flatbread. Next, add chicken. Then, head to your veggies and assemble the lettuce, tomato and onions. Lastly, top it off with a bit of feta.

5. Fold it up and then ENJOY!

Tap Dancing

I love tap dancing. For those of you who don't know, I am a tap dancing teacher. I happen to think the art of tap dancing is particularly badass and I'm going to show you why in two very different ways (old school meets new school).

Example A (street tap dancing):

Example B (Nicholas Brothers from 1943):

Bonus (Savion Glover...Tap Master):

Beetlejuice Tights!

How cool is this picture? It was taken by E.J. Bellocq in 1912 in New Orleans. The woman is working as a prostitute.

Truth

YAY AMERICA.

Why Chloe Sevigny is the shit.

Obsessed.

Actress/Fashion idol Chloe Sevigny dressed up as photographer Terry Richardson for the cover of 'Candy', a trans magazine.  I love her!!  The trans community doesn't get enough exposure - this is awesome...

Chloe:

Terry:

Happy National Sandwich Day!

Today is NATIONAL SANDWICH DAY! Go out and get yourself a tasty sandwich to celebrate. OR, make one! If you're lucky, maybe I'll make you one. I am probably the best sandwich maker I know.

JoJo covers "Paparazzi"

I'm calling it now - JoJo is going to make the biggest comeback in 2012.  You better watch her for free at the local mall while you still can!