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Friday, November 4, 2011

Crazy Man Kills Wife For Smashing His Star Wars Collection

We've all heard of some pretty ridiculous things, but this one just may take the cake.

Rickie La Touche, 30, has been found guilty of strangling and murdering his Thai wife, Pornpilai Srisroy, 28, for....wait for it...SMASHING HIS STAR WARS TOY COLLECTION.

I can't make this up, people. The crazed Mega Star Wars fan said that she smashed his toy collection after an argument and that's when he went all psycho, strangling his wife with a pillow and then running off sobbing to his mother about it who lives on a nearby street.

He told the police that smashing his Star Wars toy collection was part of a campaign to make his life a living hell. What the hell is wrong with people?