Oh snaps.
Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?
Monday, October 28, 2013
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Ja Rule: Master Chef?
Last night on SiriusXM's "Food Talk," Ja Rule, who was a guest alongside Guy Fieri and Bobby Flay (???), declared that he wanted to put out a cookbook full of his prison microwave recipes!
Ja Rule told the show's host that he can "cook anything and everything in the microwave." And you know what, I believe him. He noted that he is especially skilled in cooking microwaved lasagne and cheesecake.
Time to pre-order that shit!!
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Good grades = proud parents.
REALLY fucking proud parents. This is so adorable but I can't help think what kind of shitty grades this kid got in the past...
KimYe gets engaged
Kanye popped the big question to Kim Kardashian last night, renting out the AT&T Stadium in San Francisco and inviting close friends and family. Girrrrrrrr where was my invite? Is it terrible that I thought he would do something way BIGGER for this epic proposal? Kongrats Kim and Kanye!

Thursday, October 10, 2013
This Is Real
I REPEAT, THIS IS REAL. And also maybe the most adorable thing I've ever seen. Someone get me a bear!
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
If you don't like Miley Cyrus...
You will probably love her after watching this acapella version she did for Jimmy Fallon featuring the Roots. WHOA. AMAZING.
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Just watched Paris Hilton's new music video...
Step 1: Watch.
Step 2: Post your reaction... (mine is below).
Her song is called "Good Time" and it was NOT a good time watching it...Although, Lil Wayne is pretty good in it...
Step 2: Post your reaction... (mine is below).
Her song is called "Good Time" and it was NOT a good time watching it...Although, Lil Wayne is pretty good in it...
Kris and Bruce are donezo!

After 22 years of marriage, Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated! Why? Probably because Kris is obsessed with her daughters and probably because Bruce is obsessed with his floppy hair. But let us not forget this AMAZING video they made back in the 80's...We will miss you Bruce (I say this because you know his ass won't be on the show anymore...).
Monday, October 7, 2013
In the year 2050
National Geographic predicts that the average American will look like this by the year 2050.
I hope I'm still alive, I hope I'm still alive, I hope I'm still alive...
I hope I'm still alive, I hope I'm still alive, I hope I'm still alive...

We all know what you used to be...
Umm...if you're going to buy a Pizza Hut and turn it into a different restaurant, you should probably make some changes...

Japanese Techno Pop Rock is the best
Never heard of it? Well check out World Order. Yes, they are old Japanese men, but that's not the point. The point is that this is better than K Pop (yes, I said it) and these old guys are really good at dancing! Kind of obsessed with this...
Miley Cyrus - An Emoji Story
This is pretty spot on. It's embarrassing if you actually understand it. I did.
And I'm embarrassed.
And I'm embarrassed.

Music Monday
What happens when Miley Cyrus mashes up with Mumford and Sons? PURE GOLD. That's what. Also, I hope you caught Miley on the Today Show at 7AM this morning. WOW.
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