HOT MESS

Urban dictionary definition of HOT MESS: Ke$ha.

this is her at the beach!

This is her 9th grade photo!

And this is her supporting America.

...at least she's a Lakers fan!

Home Brewing to the Next Level

I received some sad news from my friends in Washington this past week. It looks like our good friend is no longer with us. Four Loko - you will be missed.

But it seems that you can create your own Four Loko at home! All it takes is some easy ingredients and your blackout will be rightfully on it's way! To read more on how to home brew your own Four Loko, click HERE.

Cecilia will be hated.

This is a video of "The Youngest Fashion Designer in the Country."  Take a good look at her.  Chances are, you will either be bullied by her, given an STD by her, or see her follow in Lindsay Lohan's footsteps.  God Bless America.

Women Being BADASS

She sinks 114 shots in 60 seconds. Eat your heart out, Kobe.

DAY-GLOW

This weekend I relived my college experience while visiting my sister at University of Madison, Wisconsin. First of all, those kids party. Not that I didn't party pretty good in college, but they party in Madison. Probably because it's so god-damn cold that they need all that booze to stay warm. It is WISCONSIN, after all.

Friday night we all went to some frat house to pre-game the "Day-Glow" event that happened to be in town when I was.

The self-proclaimed "world's largest paint party" was insanity. 2 DJ's and BUCKETS full of paint splashing everywhere the entire time. We danced, we drank and we left with our all white outfits covered completely in day-glow paint.

If you happen to be in any of the upcoming cities (they're coming to LA and San Diego in the coming months), you must purchase tickets to DAY GLOW and party like a college kid. Ke$ha would be proud.

Happy Monday!

You have 24 hours to download Girl Talk's new album All Day.  Why?  Because Girl Talk is awesome.  Click HERE to get your free download of the ENTIRE album (if you can't get through...try refreshing over and over until it downloads...it took me a good 15 minutes to get through).  You don't want to miss out. 

Are you fucking kidding me?

WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE THIS BITCH A SINGLE??  EVEN WORSE, ONE THAT SHE RAPS ON?!!

Angelina, the famed Staten Island Ferry (everyone takes a free ride) of the Jersey Shore has "leaked" her single entitled "I'm hot."  Well, no Angelina, you're not hot.  You should be ashamed of yourself for attempting to be a singer...err, I mean, a rapper.  Who the fuck do you think you are?!  I swear, where are they handing out record deals?  What neighborhood should I be hanging out at to get myself a single?  I don't know why I'm so angry about this, but this bitch has got to be kidding me.  Who is playing this cruel cruel joke on us?!!  I'm waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out any minute now...

Listen HERE for a jaw dropping experience (not in a good way).

Glee gone wild.

The title is in reference to his hair.  You may recognize him as Kurt's new boyfriend on Glee.  But to Youtube and...real life - he's Darren Criss.  Watch the video to see his skillzzzz.  Sorry, but his cover of Teenage Dream make Katy Perry look like a 99 cent store single (it doesn't take much).

Matt Lauer is scared of Kanye West.

Kanye West recently went on the Today Show and got interviewed by Matt Lauer about his comment about George W. Bush (in which he apologized) as well as what he did to Taylor Swift (why are people STILL talking about this...Taylor got so famous because of it!).  Click on the link below to watch footage of Kanye freaking out on live television about the clip of the Taylor Swift fiasco being shown. 

Hey Matt Lauer - don't be scared, Kanye's just going to write some mean tweets about you and call you a racist.  But hey, it can only make you more famous

Kanye - Get over it.  You're such a douche sponge.

Click HERE to watch the footage.

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Overheard in the Office (Take 2)

Corey: How do I make a link to another website on our blog?
Merc: What's the embed code?
Corey: I can't find it. But I just want the link...?
Merc: I'll put it in
Merc: Ok I did it
Corey: How did you do that?
Merc: HTML coding.
Merc: I'm Asian.

The Courage to Persevere

Clicking on this link and watching this video will help you learn a lesson in courage, perseverance and the importance of being able to pick your head up and continue on.

I dare you all to challenge the determination and endurance of one high school hurdler...

Click HERE to die laughing.

Dying to get in...LITERALLY.

36 year old Anthony Washington died trying to get into the Playboy Mansion this past weekend.  When we was denied access, he went with this plan B - get shit faced, go to the Los Angeles Country Club (next door), climb a tree branch, and jump over the gate to the Playboy Mansion.  Police found his body lying next to a broken tree branch on the golf course. 

Side note:  The Playboy Mansion?  Really?  Was it worth it?  Maybe if it was Lady Gaga's Haus of Gaga, but not the Playboy Mansion!  Regardless, RIP dude. 

Dancing with the gays?

The gays love to dance. Hence, the perfect timing of Dancing With The Stars creators hinting that next season they will feature a same sex couple (ay carumba!). They got the idea from the Israeli version of DWTS that features two women. 

And who's on the top of their list for the American version?  PORTIA DE ROSSI.  I mean, I've never been a fan of DWTS, but if Portia De Rossi was on it - I'd totes be in.  I mean...I'm sure she has picked up some dance moves from Ellen...no big deal.

"Is that a cat?" "No. It's a croissant."

Happy Hump Day! 

Lunch Break!

OH MY GOD DANNY DEVITO!!! I LOVE YOUR WORK!!

Friday Night.

The Roosterfish in Venice.

Spotted: 
Damien from Mean Girls.  
Real name Daniel Franzese

Witnesses:
Merc
Corey
Kareem
Raphy
Daniel

Highlights: 

• Raphy SUPER excited to see him and screaming into the middle street "Oh my god!! It's the guy from Mean Girls!"  He then pretended to play it cool and went up to him and introduced himself...obviously Damien had already heard him screaming
• Damien is so gay.  He made out with randoms.  Welcome to LA.  Once you make a movie with Lindsay Lohan you are SET FOR LIFE.

Sunday Nights at the W Hollywood

If it's Sunday night and you're not ready for the weekend to end, put on your finest attire and head to the new W Hotel in Hollywood. Join a seductive circle of personalities amid the grandiose decor of the Living Room Lounge to hear one of the boldest voices in modern jazz.

In an effort to bring back old Hollywood glamor, Brenna Whitaker and her Little Big Band redefine vintage jazz in one of the cities most elegant new locations. From classic jazz renditions, big band horn sounds and timeless classics from some of the most celebrated vocalists, Brenna takes the stage and captivates. With her quick wit and uncanny ability to hit every note, shes the perfect juxtaposition of crass and class.

You can dance the night away, listen the night away, drink the night away. Either way you choose to do it, grab a pack of cigarettes, put on some red lipstick and spend the night away with Brenna Whitaker and the Little Big Band.

Oh, and the best part? It's FREE. So you can pull off feeling fancy and elegant, even if you're eating ramen noodles for dinner every night. Nobody has to know at the W.

www.brennawhitaker.com



AND she got to sing, smoke and drink with Buble. NEAT!

Mustache Mondays and a Sick Day

You have probably read Corey's post on Sick Days.  In case you were wondering...I took a sick day yesterday.  I was hoping on catching up on errands, but it turned out to be more reminiscent of a party.  After spending some time with some friends in Venice, we headed to La Cita for Mustache Mondays.  Mustache Mondays is a Dance-Your-Little-Heart-Out party thrown every Monday.  But what was special about last night?!! 

DIPLO!!!!  Critically acclaimed Diplo(if you like Girl Talk, you will LOVE Diplo) is known for his crazy remixes, his electronic masterism (not a word, but for being hungover, it's going to have to do).  He's also known for dating MIA for a few years.  He was AMAZING.  He started of his set with Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" which is automatic win in my book.  This boy's got so much love for the hipsters.  I was expecting to be out for only an hour and didn't end up going home until 2am and going to bed around 4am. 

And now I sit at work, day dreaming about another case of the Mondays - Mustache Mondays, that is!

To hear one of my favorite Diplo songs, click here.

 MIA kissy facing with Diplo

Happy Tuesday!

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watch the quarterback on the red team...



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