Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Back in the day...
Here are some of Hip Hop's biggest stars when they were little boys but probably using just as much vulgarity as they do now. Look how cute Usher is!!! Eminem - not so much.
Lying Down Game picture of the day
Taken yesterday while Kareem and I were at work. We were at some exotic location in Egypt...okay maybe not (The Embassy Suites in Brea!). Hollerrrr. Thanks for playing K-Reem!!!
Whoever made this is GENIUS.
This is pretty fucking great. Remind you of some of your friends? Yup, me too!!
Woman dies in her cubicle.
And this is why work just sucks sometimes. An LA woman, Rebecca Wells was found DEAD at her cubicle. Apparently she died of boredom...I kid I kid. But seriously though, how did this happen?! She was discovered a day after she died slumped over her desk. Everyone - please show this post to your boss and ask for the rest of the week off. This is a serious matter.
400 lb shoplifter gets stuck in door.
A woman in Michigan was recently busted when she tried to escape a store with stolen goods. How did she get caught? Well picture this - 400 lbs of lady love in a motorized scooter and not fitting through a door. Yup. Jerrie Perkins, 30, filled up her cart with $600 worth of electronics and as she tried to scoot her way past the exit, the alarm went off. She then got stuck in the door and was eventually caught (DUH). While getting questioned by authorities, she even punched one of the employees in the face. She had to be tasered and detained. I mean, let's be real here - even she did get past the doors, does she not think someone could easily catch up to her? Homegirl, you need a new plan next time - EAT THE ELECTRONICS. No one will ever know.
Darth Vader does Bieber
This is a clip of James Earl Jones, aka Darth Vader, reading Justin Bieber lyrics. It's FANTASTIC:
ok, we're officially obsessed......
I'm a Belieber
Are we obsessed with J-Bieb? It seems as though that little Canadian is EVERYWHERE. Well, now you can find out for sure if you have the Bieber Fever in this little article that outlines the four stages of Bieber Fever.
The stages include:
1. MILD: you actually saw his movie and maybe you follow him on twitter.
2. MODERATE: you're listening to Justin Bieber RIGHT NOW.
3. SEVERE: your room is covered in Bieber posters and you have undressed your Justin Bieber doll, just to see....
4: DEATH: YOU LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER soooooo much that you might randomly spontaneously combust from the highest of fevers.
Read the full article HERE and see if you have the 'feve...
H-U-S-K-I-E-S!!!
Famous University of Washington Alums perform the fight song "Bow down to Washington." Proud to be a dawg! I'd rather be a bitch than a pussy any day (fuck you Pullman!).
Further proof - Ke$ha is bomb, not A bomb.
As I mentioned in the LAST POST, here's Ke$ha performing "Dead Flowers." SHE'S NOT THAT BAD!! Uh oh, does this mean I need to join her fan club?
Where are you Banksy?!!!
As proof of another Banksy art sighting in Hollywood, I know you're around here. I will find you!!
Ladies and gentlemen - Ke$ha is talented.
I remember seeing some footage of Keshballz at a party and singing on the guitar. She was doing a Rollingstones cover and sounded pretty fucking good. But now, the following single was just leaked of Ke$ha singing. And ladies and gentlemen - she's kind of talented. Her voice doesn't sound half bad. The next Barbra Streisand? Probably not. I say she gives up the auto tune and sticks to actually singing. Props to you Ke$ha...now go do a line of coke and wash your feet.
The Biebs talks about abortion.
Oh Bieber, you need to learn this now - when talking about political issues, please don't sound like a twat. Go back to Canada you lesbian!! Here are some excerpts from Justin Bieber's interview with Rolling Stone...On abortion:
"I don't believe in abortion. It's like killing a baby?"
On abortion in cases of rape:
"Um. Well, I think that is really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."
On politics:
"I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad."
Dear god just stick to singing.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Lying Down Picture of the Day
Lil Kim takes it a little too far...
Okay Lil Kim, what are you doing here? Lil Kim released her album cover for "Black Friday," her response to Nicki Minaj's "Pink Friday". As you might know, the two ladies of rap are in a huge fued about...well I don't know...but I'm guessing Lil Kim is mad at Nicki Minaj for "copying" her skeez. Lil Kim was so 90's. Get over it. It's all about that boom-ba-doom-ba doom-that super bass. Team Minajesty all the way.
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