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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

400 lb shoplifter gets stuck in door.

A woman in Michigan was recently busted when she tried to escape a store with stolen goods.  How did she get caught?  Well picture this - 400 lbs of lady love in a motorized scooter and not fitting through a door.  Yup.  Jerrie Perkins, 30, filled up her cart with $600 worth of electronics and as she tried to scoot her way past the exit, the alarm went off.  She then got stuck in the door and was eventually caught (DUH).  While getting questioned by authorities, she even punched one of the employees in the face.  She had to be tasered and detained.  I mean, let's be real here - even she did get past the doors, does she not think someone could easily catch up to her?  Homegirl, you need a new plan next time - EAT THE ELECTRONICS.  No one will ever know.

Posted by supermercado at 1:32 PM