Oh snaps.

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Monday, March 21, 2011

Playing with the devil's dandruff

I just heard on NPR that an elementary school student was caught distributing cocaine to friends at school. WTF is this world coming to?!! HOW DID A 10 YEAR OLD GET COCAINE?! This kid has the hook up for sure! Apparently the kids were all medically checked out and are fine (duh!). They're probably running around playing kickball and kicking everyone's ass! The principal sent out a letter to the parents talking about the importance of not eating other children's "food." Oh sure, don't mention the drugs, just talk about how not to eat a stranger's sandwich, but their drugs are free game. I love America.

Posted by supermercado at 11:29 AM