I introduce to you "Eternal Earth-bound Pets" - I shit you not, this is real. This site allows you to pay a small fee of $135 ensuring that if/when the Rapture occurs in the next 10 years - one pet per residence will be saved. Pay close attention though, a refund will not happen in the event of the following:
1. The loss, death, sale, or transfer of your pet
2. 10 years go by without a Rapture
3. You change your address
4. Your pet dies
5. You lose your faith and do not become Raptured anymore
6. A relative at rescue location is not Raptured
Because you know, the next best thing to pet salvation is a Post Rapture World.
