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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen - Pejazzling.

You've heard of bedazzling.  Then there was Vajazzling (bedazzling your va-jay-jay).  Well now...there's Pejazzling - yes, penis bedazzling.  Dazzle your pee pee with Swarovski crystals.  Okay, who's going to go out and do this?  Be honest!  Yes, gay men, I know you will, but any straighties out there?  That's what I thought.  Ladies, if you can get your boyfriend to pejazzle his junk, then that man LOVES you.

Posted by supermercado at 12:17 PM