...JUST KIDDING. Funny huh? Because that's the caliber of funny the show was last night. Ugh. I just wasn't impressed and my heart didn't skip a beat like it usually does. Here's what went down:
- Mr. Shue and the OCD teacher are doin' it now.
- Sue Sylvestor still hates the Glee club and is running for a seat in the senate
- Rachel and Kurt are auditioning for some gay school (Performing Arts, same thing)
- Rachel and Finn are Finchel again.
- Quinn is the hottest she's ever been because she ditches the cheerleading uniform and smokes cigarettes now
- Santana gets kicked out of the Glee club because she's black...okay, not because she's black but because she's on Team Sue and tries to sabotage the Glee pianos (watch it...you'll get it)
- Brittany is still dumb but oh is she still hot.
- Lindsay who was on the Glee Project did AMAZING...she needs to just be on the show already.
- Hmm...what else...oh yeah, the Asians are still around.
Dear Glee,
Please get better! I love you, but seriously - last night was horrible. I was waiting for this date for so long and then Bam! - I didn't get any ass. Ugh. You're such a tease.
