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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Meet Michelle Watson

Last Thursday night, she had one helluva run in with the authorities.

The 24-year-old Arizona resident was so hammered that she:

-hit 'numerous curbs' and drove on the sidewalk with police watching
-told the cops "I don't have to walk fucking anywhere"
-declined to take sobriety tests and pushed an officer out of her way afterwards
-kneed an officer in the crotch while being handcuffed
-kicked the cop car
-and cursed the shit out of every cop she had a run in with

and then...

She went to Yavapai County Jail, blew three times over the legal alcohol limit, and took this flashy mug shot. Homegirl didn't stop partying the whole time!

She probably the worst hangover ever on Friday.