It says
"Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and i told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room and that several people were fighting over who would get it. her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more."
