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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

El Wingador, the Cocaine Dealing Wing-Champ

Who would have thought that the 5-time wing-eating champion with the nickname 'El Wingador' would have a cocaine problem? Well, turns out 50-year old William Simmons of New Jersey, aka El Wingador, does. 


El Wingador won the Philadelphia Wing Bowl when he polished off 162 chicken wings in one sitting. Yes, 162. And when he was arrested this week in his Kia Soul with the name 'El Wingador' decorated across the sides (I'm serious), he was carrying $8,000 worth of blow and $4,000 worth of cash with him. 

Looks like El Wingador is El Fuckedador. I pretty much wanted to post this story because of the photo. Viva El Wingador!