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Friday, July 13, 2012

World's Heaviest Woman Loses Weight

You guys, I really hate to blog about this. I do. But I can't help it. We're here to report what the internet has to offer, and this sure is something.

The world's heaviest woman, Pauline Potter, once weighed a gigantic 643 pounds. But, fear not, she has recently lost 98 pounds...and counting.

How, might you ask? By having marathon sex sessions (I KNOW, I'M SORRY). Her 140 pound ex-husband does 'most of the work in the bedroom,' but Pauline claims that she burns 500 calories every time they do it...even though she isn't really moving.

This story is one of revulsion and, in it's own terrible way, intrigue. If I've hooked you and you'd like to know more, CLICK HERE if you dare (there is also a slide show, which I made the horrible mistake of opening. DON'T DO IT).