What do billionaires eat?

THIS.  Oh you know, just your typical Friday night dinner...

Jimmy Kimmel gets the hottest celebrities to hump a ball.

Imagine the following ladies humping a giant exercise ball:  Jimmy Kimmel you are a god.
Scarlet Johannsen, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Emily Blunt, Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa (could have done without this one...), Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba.

This is the Best Dancing I've Ever Seen

Well that was amazing.

Cat Picture of the Day

A Woman and a Gun

Oh my god. How did she not shoot herself in the head?

Someone alert the rednecks that Guns are DANGEROUS!

Jack in the Box Shows Up to the Lakers Game

This past week, Jack in the Box and his son showed up at the Lakers vs. Clippers game sitting courtside.

Turns out that that the CEO of the Firm that does Jack in the Box's advertising, Dick Sittig, also happens to the be voice of and the guy in Jack's costume. Sittig's real son also plays Jack's real son.

In a bout of some pretty interesting marketing, Sittig and son watched the whole game from Staples Center's most primo seats wearing their Jack and Jack Jr. costumes.

Jack in the Box is an official sponsor of the Lakers, and if the team ever scores over 100 points and wins the game, everyone in attendance gets two free taco's. BTW-at Jack in the Box-those taco's are 2 for 99 cents. What a deal!

World's Harriest Girl.

The nickname "Monkey Face" has never been so true for the 11 year old.  Someone get this girl a razor!

Lying Down Picture of the Weekend

This is the Fremont Troll who lives under the Fremont Bridge in Seattle. Please note the happy family to the left who's picture I probably ruined.

Not cool escalator, NOT COOL.

Several injuries were reported when a busy metro escalator all of a sudden started speeding up.  People were hurtling towards the bottom of the escalator.  See the crazy footage below (wait for the :30 mark).  Holy shit the machines are really starting to hate us.

Willow Smith premieres new song

Oh Willow.  I had such high hopes for you.  I've been listening to "Whip My Hair" for the past 8 months.  It's the first song I like to play when I get in my car.  I've been anticipating your new stuff.  And you give me "21st Century Girl?"  Really?  Note:  IT IS NOT COOL TO PUT THE WORD "CHICA" IN A SONG.  Please don't let your dad take hold of your recording career.  We don't need to Get Jiggy Wit It, we need to Whip our Hair back and forth.  21st Century Girl?  Disney Channel Movie of the Week song.  Not Billboard top 40.  Ugh.  So disappointed. 

Lady Gaga dances in flip flops in her new video.

What do you get when you mix aliens, unicorns and placenta covered items?  The new Lady Gaga video for "Born this way"!  Umm, seriously, I love the Gaga, but she's losing it.  In her attempt to constantly be different and "out there," she's coming off a bit too, dare I say it...weird.  Seriously though, she's losing it.  My face when I watched this video?  It was the "did someone just fart" face.  You know what I'm talking about.  I'm so confused with what she is trying to accomplish with her Madonna-esque song.  Lady Gaga, please take it down a notch.  And just because Old Navy had a sale on flip flops, doesn't mean you should awkwardly dance in them. 

And the most awkward Oscar moment goes to...

Kirk Douglas.  The 94 year old legend was brought out to present the best supporting actress award.  Welcome to the most awkward 10 minutes of your life.  I didn't know whether it was okay to laugh or cry.  And you can tell everyone in the audience had no idea what to do either.  Did you see him?  I seriously thought he was going to die on stage.  Old people and award shows don't mix...especially when you have James Franco and Anne Hathaway (boringtown, USA) host it.  Wow.  "Great" choice Oscar.

The best part of the Oscars?

When they autotuned scenes from some of the nominated films.  I knew T-Pain was good for something...this was pretty genius.  It made the 5 hours of the award show a little more bearing...

Wanted Bank Robber!

And he looks exactly like Tracy Morgan.  Oops.  A man is wanted in Texas for robbing a few banks.  Cameras captured a picture of him and he looks exactly like famous comedian Tracy Morgan.  Let's hope Tracy has a good alibi.

How does this make you feel?

I think the world needs to have a Facebook Intervention...stat.

"Lady" really loves Brett Michaels

...but ISN'T a fan of dental hygiene.  Just sayin'.  Great song!

Russian Wedding Photos

It's all the rage for Russians to have the most awkward wedding pictures.  You win Russia!  Imagine their divorce pictures...

Chubby boy is magnetic.

A boy in Serbia is magnetic. His father sticks pieces of metal and plates on him everyday for show and tell. I would like to see him loose at a hardware store.

American Idol announces top 24

After much hesitation with watching American Idol, I must say...this season is pretty fucking great.  Why?  Two words - Steven Tyler.  Don't you just love when they let drug addicts be on TV?  It's pretty amazing.  They announced the top 24 contestants which include Sideshow Bob, Ronnie from Jersey Shore, Adrien Brody, Ke$ha, Lea Michele and the remaining members of Destiny's Child.  See if you can spot them in this video...

What I would give to be Elton John's son.

Elton John has just announced that Lady Gaga will be godmother to his son Zachary.  I am fuming in jealousy.  Imagine all of the gaymazing costumes the Lady will bless this child with!  Do they make meat dresses in infant sizes?  Just wondering.