Omg Cher!

Cher and Josh a la Clueless reunited at Josh's premiere of the movie "Idiot Brother". Thoughts on making a Clueless 2? I mean, we need to find out Travis wins another skate competition...

Selena Gomez SuperBass

Justin Bieber, who is a lesbian that dates girls, is currently fighting rumors that Selena Gomez dumped him for Shia Lebouf.  It's because she doesn't want to date another girl anymore - duh.  But watch as she covers Nicki Minaj's "Superbass"  Skip to 2:55 if you don't want to listen to the first part...

A Waste of Company Time

This David Thorne guy sounds hilarious!  We all have one of these at the office...

Friends

Wait, what?

Will and Jada

Before this becomes old news, I thought I'd comment on the whole Will and Jada getting a divorce thing. I don't really care one way or another, however, I do have a strong affection for Will Smith, since he's eternally badass. I mean, have you HEARD him rapping?

In honor of the Fresh Prince, here are some fun facts.

-Will Smith has appeared in two films that both start with the word 'I,' I, Robot and I Am Legend.

-Will Smith shares his birthday (September 25th) with Scottie Pippen, Barbara Walters, Michael Madsen, Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Heather Locklear and Christopher Reeves

-Will Smith is a fan of some Swedish melodic death metal band named Soliwork

-The Will Smith card in Apples to Apples is always a trump card.

-The Fresh Prince once appeared on an episode of 'Blossom' (I could only find the Spanish version, sorry)

-He created this song, which will forever remain a hit:

-His daughter is a badass:

Best of luck on your divorce, Will and Jada!

Dazz Band 'Let It Whip"

Groove out to this jam right now:

Best Flute Playing...Ever?

I have no idea why but I find this extremely entertaining

Hokay, Here's Ze Earth

Let's see - I'm from Stoners, I've visited Inbreeding, had a great time in Drunks & Nothing, was supposed to travel to Mines & Funny Hats, and want to visit Arkansas with a Beach....although hangin with Stupid Penguins sounds fun too.

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Char's Children (or every Lesbian's child...)

According to Charlene, these are going to be her children.  I asked her if they were lesbians...

Banned Lunchablez Commercial

I have NO idea why they would ban this...thanks for sharing Eileen!

Robyn Dances with the Proclaimers

Have you ever watched Robyn dance to the Proclaimers? Well, you're in for a treat. My friend Matt made this fun video that works out quite nicely with Robyn's dance from the 'Call Your Girlfriend' music video and the Proclaimers' '500 miles.' It's almost like it was planned all along!

And although I love this rendition, Peter Griffin with the Proclaimers might be my favorite...

A bunch of SLUTS

CBS NEWS put together the top 10 most promiscuous cities in our country.  AKA SLUTS.  Here is the list:

10) Houston, Texas
9) San Diego, California
8) Denver, Colorado
7) San Bernadino, California
6) Dallas, Texas
5) San Francisco, California
4) Miami, Florida
3) Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
2) Seattle, Washington
1) Portland, Oregon

WAY TO REPRESENT PACIFIC NORTHWEST!!

[so proud to be from Seattle right now]

penis and cream and crap

Hit em up style

Hey Ladiesss
Know your man wanna get buck wild!

LOVING this cover - HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Arizona Woman Wants to Be Fattest Person Ever.

The Sun is reporting that there is an Arizona woman by the name of Susanne Eman who is attempting to become the fattest human being in history.

She's currently consuming 20,000 calories a day to reach her goal of 1,600 pounds. Right now? She weighs 728. She has a blog and a twitter updating everyone about her feat to be the fattest.

This is out of fucking control. I don't know if this is real, but it's sure as hell batshit crazy. And of course, it's an American woman. As if we didn't have a bad enough wrap already, we have to go and try to break the fattest person alive world record. I'm disgusted.

How to censor your pictures on Facebook

Thanks for the article Nicole!  Ever get nervous that people silently judge you on Facebook?  Well now you have a solution!  Just replace everything illegal with kitties!

Done.

Weekends

I've been wasting a lot of time reading facts from this post on Reddit about users favorite 'holy shit!' facts. I just learned this from someone by the username of gjallard:

If you have made it to 18 years old, on average, you have approximately 3200-3500 weekends left in your lifetime.

This number doesn't seem high. Why does this number not seem high? This number, in fact, scares me. We must utilize what little weekends we have left! Who wants to party this weekend?

Cashews

Today I learned all about the harvesting process of a cashew. Stick with me, it's interesting: Cashews come from from a fruit called the 'cashew apple' and at a certain stage of its existence, the cashew inside the apple is actually poisonous to consume before it becomes edible. The fruit of the cashew apple is edible but its hard to transport because the skin is fragile. In Latin Countries, a fruit drink is made from the cashew apple that is supposed to be quite enjoyable. Check out this video of the harvesting process:

Neato!

Kanye and Jay-Z's 'Otis' Music Video

It's almost embarrassing how much I love this new Spike Jones directed music video for Jay Z and Kanye's new song 'Otis.' Watch it right now and tell me if I'm crazy. Also, keep a keen eye out for Aziz Ansari, he's randomly pops up in certain shots.

New Words Added to the Dictionary

400 new words were added to the Oxford Dictionary.  Here are a few of them:

- Jeggings (jean leggings)

- Sexting (sex texting)

- Retweet (when someone reposts a tweet)

- Woot (hooray! on the internet)

- Mankini (gigantic man-thong-swimsuit disaster)