Oh snaps.

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Friday, August 19, 2011

Arizona Woman Wants to Be Fattest Person Ever.


The Sun is reporting that there is an Arizona woman by the name of Susanne Eman who is attempting to become the fattest human being in history.

She's currently consuming 20,000 calories a day to reach her goal of 1,600 pounds. Right now? She weighs 728. She has a blog and a twitter updating everyone about her feat to be the fattest.

This is out of fucking control. I don't know if this is real, but it's sure as hell batshit crazy. And of course, it's an American woman. As if we didn't have a bad enough wrap already, we have to go and try to break the fattest person alive world record. I'm disgusted.


Posted by HardCore at 11:02 AM