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Friday, March 4, 2011

Da Brat is Out of Jail


Does anyone remember Da Brat? She is a female rapper who just got out of 3 years in jail for attacking a waitress with a bottle in 2007. Apparently, she's telling the press that "every female in prison wanted me."

Sure thing, Da Brat. Who can even name a Da Brat song? Actually, Mercado probably can.

Anyway, she had some pretty awesome quotes about her jail time. The best? "Every female in prison wanted me...all of them wish they could have gotten these goodies."

Bummer for those ladies, because Da Brad insists that no one ever got her goodies.

Currently, she's on house arrest for a couple of months. The first thing she plans on doing when she's released? "Making it rain at a club." WHOA, DREAM BIG!