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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Joan Collins hospitalized because of Tight Dress Syndrome

Actress Joan Collins was hospitalized on Sunday because of a dress she wore to the Vanity Fair Post-Oscar Party.  The reason?  It was too tight.  She suffered what is called a "Victorian Swoon" which means she had trouble breathing (many Victorian ladies suffered this because their corsets were too tight and would cause them to faint).  You know what I think?  Joan Collins is a pussy.  Try being a certified hipster and not being able to walk because my jeans are so tight.  Don't even ask me about sitting and trying to climb up a Jeep.  Tight dress for one night?  Get over it.  Skinny Jeans for LIFE. 

Posted by supermercado at 3:15 PM