Recently in Florida- A Millionaire dentist comes across a lost credit card in the parking lot of a pizza place. What does he do?
Well, he goes in a charges the credit card with $40 dollars worth of pizza-two cheese with extra olives, to be exact (that's some expensive pizza..?)
Of course, the idiot get's caught. Harrun Majeed, the Florida College student, called to cancel his card and was told that there had already been a charge made on the lost card.
Majeed continued to call the cops and they found Richard Ludwig, the rich dentist, at the pizza place with $250 bucks cash in his pocket as he was using this poor kids card to buy his pizza.
The cops asked if Ludwig was strapped for cash and he proceeded to LAUGH IN THEIR FACE as he told the police his net worth was somewhere around $3-4 million dollars. What the FUCK man? Why are you using a stolen card?!

Ludwig, aiding in the advancement of Retarded, Greedy Millionaires.