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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Benicio del Toro is Having a Baby with WHO?


Benicio del Toro is going to have Rod Stewart's daughter, Kimberly's, baby. WTF. Is that not the most random celeb couple you could think of? Is she even a celeb? Can you even think of a recent movie Benicio del Toro has been in?

Benicio is 44 and Kimberly is 31...not that age is even a factor in these weird celeb pairings. I wonder if they were ever even dating.

What's even weirder is that Rod Stewart and his wife just had a son, Aiden. Sooo...Kimberly and Benicio's kid will be able to play with Rod's new son who will actually be Kimberly's brother. I can't follow along. Time to google something important. Like cats.