Throw your hands in the air!! Life has just gotten a little easier. You no longer have to sip on waters with lime at a fancy bar hoping a rich man will sweep you off your feet and buy you a real drank. Now all you have to do is join SugarSugar.com and they practically show up in your (in)box. The mobile application says, "SugarSugar.com is for generous men looking to spoil, and dynamic women looking for financial support with bills, or who just need some excitement in life!"
Oh dear god.