It's only 10AM on a Tuesday and I've already learned so much. Let's break it down:
1. Apparently, Saturday is Judgement Day, so says some religious group named Family Radio. I didn't bother reading up on this so if you'd like more information I won't be able to help.
2. Lady Gaga cut some deal with Farmville (the Facebook game) and they're releasing a couple of her songs. I have no idea what it means to release a song on Farmville, but it sounds retarded.
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he fathered a 'love child' with a member of his staff which is what lead to his separation with Maria Shriver. He has been keeping this a secret for over a decade.
"Who is your daddy and what does he...oh, wait, I'm your daddy"
