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Keripedia makes a good point:
"Umm...did you read the description?"
It says:
"A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. "
You know it's time to re-evaluate when your face is being compared to a hot pocket...