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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Tony Romo Did Not Marry Jessica Simpson

Last time I checked, football player Tony Romo was dating Jessica Simpson. But I guess I'm a little behind on my celeb news because Tony Romo recently got married to some Miss USA contestant named Candace Crawford. The most important thing you need to know about her is that she is the sister of Chace Crawford who stars on the best show on television, Gossip Girl.
This is the picture of her bridal party. She had 15 Bridesmaids and this picture separates the brunettes on the left and the blondes on the right with the lone redhead in the middle behind Candace. I mean, they all look beautiful but 15 of them? Separated by hair color? C'mon.