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Friday, September 2, 2011

Coffee Table of the Gods

Who wouldn't want this in their living room...I mean it's carpeted - and spins.

Perks of the table mentioned by seller:
- Mirrored
- Perfect for someone with a cocaine habit
- Better if you're into shooting pornos
- No weird splotches under a black light

"the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity"


The price you might ask?
A firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.

Posted by Keripedia at 11:53 AM