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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Justin Bieber is a baby daddy?

Some girl in CalifWHOREnia claims Justin Bieber is the father of her son.  They met last year during one of his concerts and he invited her backstage where they allegedly did the dirty - don't worry - she says it only lasted 30 seconds.  She has been trying to reach his people for months claiming he got her pregnant, but never got a response (DUH).

There's only one thing - lesbians can't get girls pregnant!  I think you're in the clear J Biebs!


Read the girl's encounter with Biebs HERE.  I hope he has more game than this...