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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Tara Reid confesses that wedding was fake!

Tara Reid shocked the world (AKA her 3 fans) when she announced she was married back in August.  It turns out her no-name husband is a douche sponge and was only using her for a green card.  

Dear Tara,
Are you surprised?  Because I'm going to let you in on a little secret - no one else is.  Homegirl, get your shit together and stop getting engaged and married every 3 seconds.  You should have married Carson Daly when you had the chance...


Posted by supermercado at 11:11 AM