Oh shit! Britney Spears turns 30 today! You know what this means? I'm FUCKING OLD. Seriously, remember when homegirl did Baby One More Time? Remember when she dated Justin Timberlake and I cried for a year when they broke up? Or that one time she went cray to the cray and shaved her head and went to a mental hospital? Or KEVIN FUCKING FEDERLINE. Oh Britney - you are amazing! Keep it up! And happy happy birthday girl!