Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Call me Ishmael.

...more like SHITmael...muahahaha. Right now you can purchase toilet paper with "Moby Dick" typed on it.  It comes with 4 rolls (I feel like that's not the whole book!).  Don't worry, it's only going for $995.95...