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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Desperation at it's Finest.

Fear not, children! Heidi Montag has a new reality show on the horizon!

Alongside Jake Pavelka from The Bachelor and some random lady from Real Housewives of NY, Heidi and the gang will be renovating a restaurant together. WTF. What could these three know about renovating a restaurant? Who comes up with this shit?

Keripedia brought this news story to my attention and proceeded to call the trio a "nuclear bomb of ass hats." I'd have to agree with that one, Ker.