A 48 year old Maryland man found himself stuck to a toilet seat in Walmart. Apparently, someone left super glue on the seat as an April Fool's joke. The man screamed for help and had to be taken to the hospital where they had to pry the seat off. He was left with minor bruising. If the perpetrator is caught, they will face 2nd degree assault charges. Note to self: Don't use the bathroom on April 1 ever.
