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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are sluts

Did you guys hear the rumors surrounding MK + A?  Apparently Ashley is dating Justin Timberlake (they were caught canoodling after he hosted SNL a few weeks ago).  Also - allegedly Kanye West and Mary Kate Olsen are dating.  WTF?!

Speaking of sluts, Natalie Portman and her gay fiance had a baby boy.  Ok, I love Natalie Portman, she's not a slut, I'm just mad she got engaged and pregnant in the same week.  There goes my chance.




Posted by supermercado at 11:24 AM