Oh snaps.

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Monday, June 6, 2011

My dog did a magic trick this weekend

I'm sure most of you know/have met my dog Bentley.  Bentley is quite the little man.  He's usually docile and the most loving little guy ever.  But sometimes he can be kind of an idiot.  My friends always say he would totally be the fat frat dude who is always eating fast food and doing kegstands by himself.  Yup, that's Bentley.

Over the weekend I noticed Bentley wasn't acting like himself.  He had a horrible cough and kept gagging, yet nothing was coming out.  I decided to take him to the emergency room (for dogs...you'd be surprised how many people I told this story too and they thought they meant a real emergency room).  I thought his stomach was bloated and the internets told me to take him immediately to the vet.  So I had him checked out.  The vet said, "He looks pretty normal.  His stomach isn't bloated, he's just fat."  I PAID $200 FOR SOMEONE TO TELL ME MY DOG IS FAT.

I ended up taking him home but the next morning - Bentley performed a magic trick for me!  When I took him out for his morning walk, I noticed he was having trouble "relieving" himself.  Number 2, not number 1.  I decided to investigate and you will never believe what happened...

You know when magicians pull scarves out of people's pockets, ears, etc.?  Well I PULLED OUT A PLASTIC BAG from Bentley's ass.  Yes, it was like a fucking magic trick.  This idiot ate a plastic bag!! WTF!  Seriously, this stuff only happens to me.  So now I can proudly say that my dog knows magic.  Don't worry - he's safe and happy and feeling a lot better.  WOW.
Posted by supermercado at 2:16 PM