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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

The World's Most Exclusive Website

Ladies and Gentlemen,
If you want to feel like a piece of social media shit, then try to get into the "The World's Most Exclusive Site."  Yes, this is REAL.  Here's what you do -

You have to sign in with your Twitter account but in order to be granted access you need to be Verified (that little Blue Check next to your name) and you also need to have at least 30,000 followers.  Well I'm out!  Creators of the site - Jeff Greenspan, Mike Lacher, and Chris Baker are known for many social media antics.  You have probably seen their other stuff:  M. Night School, The Fucking Word Of The Day, Letterbombing.com, Hipster Traps...to name a few.  But now they have created a secret social media society that only top notch Twitter users can get into.  Thanks asshats!  I don't want to get into your virtual "club" anyway...it's probably boring as fuck and dumb.  I'll just wait until everyone posts pictures (like the ones below).

As of right now, no one has gotten fully into the site...as you get in, there are more and more "credentials".  My guess the only Twitter users that can fully access the site are Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber...or at least one Kardashian...

WARNING:  If you even try to get in, they "spam" your Twitter feed with something that says "I couldn't get into the World's Most Exclusive Site."  So...don't even try it.  It's just as embarrassing as getting denied entrance at a Hollywood nightclub...







(you know, so we can get into this fucking site...)