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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

GOD DAMMIT, SNOOKI

I just read this in GQ's interview with Snooki and immediately had to 1. facepalm and 2. share with you. This world is backwards.

GQ: So, I've got to ask: You've really never heard of J.K. Rowling or Maya Angelou?
Snooki: I don't read. I don't like to read Harry Potter or anything like that. It's not my style.

GQ: But you're a New York Times best-selling author!
Snooki: Yeah, doesn't mean I have to read.

GQ: Out of the GOP candidates, those that were rumored, dropped out or are still in it, who would you vote for?
Snooki: Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel. He gets shit done.

GQ: You have a camera on you nearly all the time these days. Is there anything we don't know about you?
Snooki: I don't think so. I just know that I'm going to be 98 pounds again and everyone can suck it


Read the whole interview [IF YOU DARE] here.