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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Justin's Beliebers

Remember when Mercado blogged about some girl named Mariah Yeater who is claiming that Justin Bieber is the babydaddy of her 3 month old? Well, Biebers Twitter 'Beliebers' (basically, his Twitter army consisting of 14 million tweens) aren't taking well to the babydaddy allegations.

Here are some of the tweets from these crazy tweens. I mean, sure, I had a big thing for Justin Timberlake when I was a tween but this is full-on NUTS:

@UnbrokenAriana: Mariah Yeater blames Justin Bieber 'cause she's pregnant...Oh#ThatsWhatHoesDo. Hoe.Bitch.Moneywhore.Slut...GO DIE BITCH ;@

@BeliebeZelle: Dear Mariah Yeater, please don't assume things if you don't have the facts. remember #14millionbeliebers are ready for the war (;

@iJDBiebersFan: Mariah Yeater is pregnant with Justin Bieber's child. Also, Barack Obama is white & Micheal Jackson is still alive living on a unicorn farm.

@BiebsInspires: Mariah Yeater tried to ruin @justinbieber's happiness about his new album! Cruel bitch! I don't normally cuss but she pushed me too far!

@TEAMBIEBERMANE: Mariah Yeater is pregnant with Justin's baby? Wait, hold on. Tupac is calling me.

@BelieberSwager: Mariah Yeater. Omfg. She needs Jesus and God.

KIDS THESE DAYS.


Posted by HardCore at 10:17 AM