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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Judge Sentences LiLo to 30 days in Jail!!

UH OH.

Lindsay Lohan has to spend another 30 days in jail for her probation violation.  She is not eligible for any early release, house arrest, or any other excuse she has been using.  Girl, you have a week to surrender!  November 9th...you better escape to Mexico with the quickness.



UPDATE:  Just found out the "job obligation" that LiLo has is her Playboy spread!  This girl is a mothafuckin Ke$ha.
Posted by supermercado at 12:15 PM