Yes, Snooki wrote another book. And thus, ladies and gentleman, she has officially written TWO MORE books than I have (and probably you too). How is this FAIR? Her new book is called Confessions of a Guidette and she has invited us all to join the 'Snooki Style Revolution.' If you dare take part in what is likely to be the boldest revolution to date, join me in reading some excerpts:
“My biggest nightmare is waking up pale. Or without eyelashes.”
“A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. Like, if you’re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.”
“LOVE my slippers. It’s like wearing beds on your feet.”
“If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season.”
“I like to wear so many accessories that people are confused.”
“Guidettes are born with attitude. It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, skinny, round, or a Smurf, or what your background is, we put on our bronzer and we fricken rock our princess status. Like, get out of our way, we don’t care what you think. Unless you’re a mirror.”
God Dammit. It says "New York Times Bestselling Author" right there on the cover of her fucking book.
