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Monday, January 16, 2012

Miss America

So a lot happened this weekend. Miss America was crowned, the Golden Globes were on...then on again, and Tim Tebow lost his virginity when he got bent over by the New England Patriots.

But let's start with Miss America. During the talent portion (ya, talent portions still exist) - they decided to flash "fun facts" about each of the women. Not only were these facts fun, but they were really fucking weird. Let's highlight a few.

"Reads the Declaration of Independence every July 4th" 


"Almost swallowed a diamond"


"Afraid of windmills"


And here's your winner, Miss Wisconsin



Posted by Keripedia at 9:30 AM