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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Unemployment - The days are long, not a care in the world.

Jealous?  Don't be.  Here's what life of the unemployed looks like:

10AM - Alarm goes off in hopes of starting a REAL day
11AM - Wake up...kind of.
12PM - Really wake up
12:10-2PM - Check Facebook
2PM - Eat canned food, too lazy to even heat it up, straight from the can
2:30PM - Apply to jobs
2:34PM-5PM - Watch every show on Hulu and Netflix
5PM - Optional Shower (usually a no though)
6PM - Dinner - Canned food or cheese.  Just straight up a piece of cheese.
7PM - Hulu and Netflix
10PM - Sleep

Yup.  Thank God Keri sent me THIS mix to listen to.  It pretty much sums it up.  It's entitled "Songs to lie on your bed and listen to".  If you are unemployed, there is a group - we all get together and hang out at the beach all day.  Come join!  BYOB and Food - we don't make any restaurant stops...too expensive!
Posted by supermercado at 10:08 AM