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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Do you know who I am, BITCH?!!

Want to hear a gay guy break up with his boyfriend?  This is how it usually goes down...

1) Talk about how awesome you are.
2) Talk about how hot your are.
3) Talk about how ugly the other guy is.
4) Talk about how hot you are.

WIN.

(Say these things over and over again and call another few hundred times for extra points)